February 2012
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This is heartwrenching. →
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Ten Word Review of This Week's Bachelor
Kacie B. goes home (TEARS), despite Courtney’s creepy fake wedding.
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Oscars
Guys.
Today is the day.
The day of the Oscars.
And you know what that means…..
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“She had like a hundred different hairstyles in that movie.”
– Only valid observation I have heard regarding the trailer for The Vow
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How do I stay in shape?
Physically cringing at embarrassing memories from my adolescence.
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Waaaaaannnnt. →
“My bangs are full of secrets.”
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How many Celine Dion interviews have you youtubed...
If the number is in the single digits, then not enough.
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Waaaaaannnnt. →
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Makes life worth living
The closest thing I have ever felt to the presence of a god is when Hulu offers me the option to watch one long commercial and then view the rest of the episode commercial-free.
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These are relationships are real, people. →
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“I love you, man. Now seriously, are you gay or not?”
– Cuba Gooding Sr. to Tom Cruise when he met him for the first time
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Dead on. →
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“Oh………..Is there any chance it will explode while we’re...”
– some dude on his phone outside my apartment
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Oh yeah
I also ran out of deodorant two days ago.
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You know...
I woke up at 4:30 a.m. for work, ate a bowl of scrambled eggs, spent the entire morning and afternoon ignoring a long list of important, easily accomplishable goals to craft an elaborate grocery list that may as well have been titled “These Fancy Vegetables Are Going To Trick Me Into Getting My Life On Track”, then napped for three hours, and woke up sleepwalking out the door to go get...