You guys got any cake?

Hey, dicks.

I’m back.

If only it was this simple all the time.

Just in case you were wondering, this is what I’ve been doing.

Please please please someone be obsessed with this show with me.

Why why why why why why why why why why

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So we’re all in agreement that this is pretty cool and useful information, right? The JEW in me is excited at the prospect of never having to pay electricity again however, there is another side of me that is terrified of this popping up in the local news:

“The victim was found face down, nude and charred to a crisp. She was apparently trying to create her own electricity based on a tutorial seen on a viral YouTube video. Found plugged into the power cord by which the victim’s body was discovered was a MacBook cord, a toaster oven, and an ancient plug in vibrator. It is suspected that the victim was surviving for months in that one corner of her apartment.”

RIP Dignity.

Lady Edith is spot-on.

"That’s what she said!!!!!! HA I AM THE CHAMP!" -Julie Andrews

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If only TLC had had a show on TLC amIrightwe’rejustspitballinghere.

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